Our mission is simple: To make outrageous handmade hardware products for your computer.

Our product line is simple: One product, the "Crash Buddha," available in three configurations: rosewood, brass, and gold. This hardware product is a good omen that fends off hangs, crashes, and bugs. If your computer does crash, however, the device will laugh at you through an embedded audio circuit and its eyes will light up.

Our ordering is simple: Our products cost $100 US each. Fill out our E-Z order form and we'll figure out a way to get one of these items to you.




the Crash Buddha